Billy Muthafucking Witch Doktor

Soon I discovered that this rock thing was true

Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil

Jesus was an architect previous to his career as a prophet

All of a sudden, I found myself in love with the world

So there was only one thing that I could do

Was ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long


Ding dang a dong bong bing bong

Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Every time I try to do it all now baby

Am I on the run


Why why why why why baby

If it's so evil then?

Give me my time, with all my power

Give it to me all again (wow)


Ding a ding a dang a dong dong ding dong

Every where I go


Every time you tell me baby

When I settle down

Got to get me a trailer park

And hold my world around

Why why why why?


Ding ding dong dong dong ding dong

Dingy dingy son of a gun

Half my time I tell you baby

Never am I all for sure


Why why why why why baby

Sicky sicky from within

Every time I stick my finger on in ya

You're a wild wild little town bitch


Now how 'bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long

Dingy a dingy dong a down


Every time you tell me baby

When I settle down

Got to get me a trailer park

And hold my world around

Why why why why?


In my dang a ding a ding a ding dong

A sticky sticky son of a gun

Ding a danga danga dong dong ding dong

Why why never know


Why why wack a dong a dang ding dong

Then you take it on the bill

Ding dang dong don't dong

Whoa!


I want to love ya!


Why why why, why why darling

Do you do you tell me to play?

Half the time I talk about it all now baby

You know what I'm talkin' about I said


Why why why it'll

Ticky ticky ticky ticky son of a gun


Ding ding dong a bong bong bing bong

Ticky ticky thought of a gun


Bing bing bang a bang a bang bing bong bing a bing bang a bong

Binga bing a bang a bong bong bing bong bing banga bong


Bing bing bang a bong bong bing bing binga binga banga bong

Bing bing bang a bang bang bing bong


Ding dang a dang bong bing bong

Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Every time I try to do it all now baby

Am I on the run


Why why why

It'll ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky ticky

Dawn of a gun

Bing bing bang a bong a bong bing bang a


Ticky ticky thought of a gun

Bing bip bip a bop bop boom bam

Ticky ticky through the day


If you got a doubt 'bout baby

The memory is on the bed

Why why why why why

Darlin' uh it don't know


When my time is on

Might tell me never do it on his own

If my time was all as is yours

Make me burn a wish


When my time with you is brutish

No I'll never not ever


Why why why why why why baby heavy hell

Alone and it's here it's this thunder

The thunder oh thunder

Oh!


Jesus built my car

It's a love affair

Mainly Jesus and my hot rod


Yeah, fuck it!

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